we are happy you are here to celebrate the day with us (that is the most important thing and is a gift enough!)we don’t want to do a formal gift registry or anything like that but if you feel desperate for our affection and want to give us gifts you can and the best gift (other than your love and home-made treasures) would be some pounds so we can fly to Japan (on our honeymoon) or spend it on heroin or both.
the couple
