the day marriage happens is the day the brave unitebroosey
It will be dangerous in ways you cannot imagine
itinerary to be added around a month before the wedding so come back then.
Broosey is taking on a few roles one being security. Also she may take shits around the place if she does tell someone in charge who will be obvious on the day. She also jumps up if you don’t like her jumping up on you turn around / put your knee up. She also has recently developed lazer eyes (beams of powerful acid like light that shoot from her eyes) so please if you see her eyes turning bright red and glowing move away from her with haste.
Only nice thoughts towards the couple welcome. You’ve been invited because we believe this is something you are capable of. If you think anything negative or your judgement hits a factor of 2.4 or more you will be asked to leave.
There is a cash bar in the evening. Drinks are around £3 so bring some cash. No cards we’re going medieval. We will be providing some drink during the day though so don’t start panicking.
Bring food for breakfast in the morning as we are not supplying that. You don’t deserve it.
Bring warmer clothes as events may occur that are outside.
There is a natural spring water tap (they fill tanks full of evian) so all you need is a bottle (preferably empty bottle of evian).
Bring warmer clothes as events may occur that are outside.
There is a natural spring water tap (they fill tanks full of evian) so all you need is a bottle (preferably empty bottle of evian).
There are 7 loos and 4 showers. This is to be used between everyone including the 2000 expected time travelling gatecrashers who want to experience one of the greatest weddings that has ever happened.
There is also a local leisure centre you could use for showers / doing a few lengths to warm up the body in the morning. Their info is here. We haven’t asked them but we reckon if you just pay for swimming you can use the showers and get ready if they kick up a fuss there will be loads of you so use force.
Also there is a dressing room on site (with mirrors) that will be available for some time during the morning (about an hour before the wedding the groomsmen will be in there and you don’t want to witness that)
There is also a local leisure centre you could use for showers / doing a few lengths to warm up the body in the morning. Their info is here. We haven’t asked them but we reckon if you just pay for swimming you can use the showers and get ready if they kick up a fuss there will be loads of you so use force.
Also there is a dressing room on site (with mirrors) that will be available for some time during the morning (about an hour before the wedding the groomsmen will be in there and you don’t want to witness that)
Believe in yourself.
